I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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