so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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