i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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