By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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