the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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