Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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