"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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