Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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