So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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