Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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