Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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