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If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
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I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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