Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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