I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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