The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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