Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
