At least make sure they are 18
Why
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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