ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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