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just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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