once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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