Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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