can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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