Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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