you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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