he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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