We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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