so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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