Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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