I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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