What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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