We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
