how can u be prego again
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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