How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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