think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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