38 yer olds are good kisserssss
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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