So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Randomize
