he shaved USA in his pubs
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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