just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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