That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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