Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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