I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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