Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm always down for nudity.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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