You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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