I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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