rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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