I only kidnapped one of them. chill
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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