if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
MIDGETS
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My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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