Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Randomize
