Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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