they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
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