just tell him i said nine months
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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