Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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