I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize