marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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