Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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